too hot tuesday: Johnny Depp*

Gee... who could POSSIBLY be the Too Hot Tuesday yum-duck on Alice in Wonderland week...

ok, duh.
i don't have to tell any of... anyone... that one of THE SEXIEST men on the f'n planet is, absolutely:

Johnny Depp

helloooo. He made us tear up in Cry-Baby, taught us not to judge too quickly in Edward Scissorhands, entertained us with dancing buns in Benny & Joon, kiiiinda made us wanna vom in Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas... but it was ok, because he made it up to us by enchanted us as a hot irish "river rat" gypsy in Chocolat.

He's whisked us off to the Caribbean, invited us into a Chocolate Factory, took us back to Fleet Street & taught us to fly to Neverland... now, on Alice week, he's taking us on an adventure in Wonderland.

[ya... i'd basically follow him anywhere...]

In his 7th collaboration with one of my visionary genius idols, Tim Burton, Johnny Depp will be playing a seriously fantastic role, The Mad Hatter.

[ok, maybe he's not "hot", per-se, in Alice...

but it's it kinda even hotter than he can

be so weirdly magnetic in a 

seriously orange wig? 

maaaaybe it's just me...]

That's not all, homeboy has two films in post production, one filming, two in pre-production & a whopping 14 FILMS in development!

[one of which is, obvi, with Burton again -

Dark Shadows potentially in 2011]

YoWzA!

my luvs, i ask you, who else is as freak'n kool as Johnny Depp?
 

he's so balla, he turned an unfortunate tat into one of the slickest cover ups ever, with a quick ink fix, he makes being a  

"Wino Forever" 

soooo fuck'n hotttttt!

personally, i can't freak'n wait to see what this scorching hot Duck of a Million Masks does next!

what's YOUR favourite Johnny Depp 

movie, moment, character... anything?!

if you have any suuuuper scrumptious photos of this weeks THT, please feel free to either upload them on the Spanky luvs it* facebook fan page, or e-mail them to Spankyluvsit@gmail.com

& always, if you wanna nominate a drool worthy celebu-duck for a Too Hot Tuesday, shoot me a message via e-mail with a few photos, and a short nomination paragraph!

{2 days, 1 hour & 17 mins until 

i fall down the rabbit hole!}

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a letter from Spanky: Too Hot Tuesdays

 

Dear Readers,

So, i've been taking careful notes on the posts that i write & how many comments/interest they get. 

ironically enough, the posts that take the most time & stress are the Too Hot Tuesdays & i never rarely see any interest in them. 

- is it the guys i'm picking? [do you not like my taste in men? weirdos.]

- is it just not all that interesting listening to me drool over celebu-ducks i probably never will one day meet?

- too much/ too little info?

i'd really like to know if i should continue with these posts, make them semi-regular, or just nix them all together?

please take a minute to vote on the two poles & leave me a comment with any notes. Also, you can always submit ideas/ nominations for the THT boys [if i keep the segment] to Spankyluvsit@gmail.com!

is THT a drool-worthy post that should stay?

yes, keep it every week.nah, trash it.yes, but only every two weeksno. i'm a reader and a boy and i hate your sexest, demoralization of MEN!

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why don't i get comments on THT posts?

your boys are ick - if you pick this, plz get examined!you covered everything there was to sayi'm bored with talking about hot men all the time - plz see option one...bc - i'm a boy and i hate your sexest, demoralization of MEN!other - plz leave a comment...

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Thanks Luvrs!

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too hot tuesday: Chad Hedrick

U.S.A, U.S.A, U.S.A!!!

Nothing puts me in a Patriotic mood more than seeing a hot, sexy man in head to toe spandex being an athletic Rockstar!
The 2010 Olympics are starting, less than one week after the glorious victory of last weeks celebu-duck, Reggie Bush [yup, football pants are spandex!] in SuperBowl XLIV, & i cannot WAIT to drool over my favourite Winter Olympian, this weeks Too Hot Tuesday:

Chad Hedrick, 32

 

the adorable Speed Skater, 50 time World Champion In-line Skater, & new Hubby [damn.] & Daddy will be competing in 4 races in the 2010 Olympics:

 

Men's 5000m: Feb. 13th, 12:00pm PST [more]

Men's 500m: Feb. 15th, 3:30pm PST [more]

Men's 1000m: Feb. 17th, 4:00pm PST [more]

Men's 1500m: Feb. 20th, 4:15pm PST [more]

Chad holds 6 world records (from what i can find, none have been broken), Won 3 medals (gold, silver, bronze) in 2006, & his most recent claim? Sponsor for Pampers! [how cute!]

 
i'll be cheering for ya Chad!

follow @chadhedrick on Twitter through the 2010 Olympics

 
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too hot tuesday: Reggie Bush

alright, alright, i know, it's blatently NOT tuesday, like at all... but, because of the drama-rama & the sad events of real Tuesday this week, i wasn't able to update, so i'm doing it now.

[i'll probably end up changing the date, 

eventually, to cheat & say it was a tuesday... 

haha, you won't tell on me, will you?]

Superbowl is this weekend & i'm all over the Saint's taking it home.

[WHO DAT?!]

No, i'm not a year round Saint's fan, persay, i'm a Patriots fan, fo' sho.
but.. i'm def a night/day, summer/winter, baseball season/football season, first run Kardashians/re-run Kardashians, Reggie Bush fan.
So, it seems fitting that this weeks too hot [friday] tuesday is:
 

Reggie Bush, 24

 

hello man-meat! oooo-la-la!

 

Unfortunately, this post is going to be totes short, & i feel bad that i won't be able to give Reggie the attention that i've been giving all my other celebu-ducks. 

[sorry Reg, but i'm writing this at the tail end

of the office superbowl party & everyone

seems to be packing up to leave!]

 

i'll admit, i don't even really know all that much about him, other than:

- he's hella fine

- he dates Kim Kardashian

- he's a Running Back for the New Orleans Saints

- his number is 25

- he look super sexy in black & gold.

 

they literally could not be a hotter couple.

Kim - youz a lucky biotch!
 
Good luck this weekend, Reggie!

[help me win the office pool against Bossman!]

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too hot tuesday: Paul Wesley vs. Ian Somerhalder

ooo, Vampires are definitely hot.
i was so against the show "The Vampire Diaries" at first because, honestly, it seemed like a total rip off of Twilight...
but... then i watched it...
it's really good, & actually pretty different from Twilight.

-Elena wasn't the new kid in town like Bella was, she was already there, with roots & friends when the steamy Stefan arrived.

-Her best friend is a witch girl, not a werewolf man...

-the "bad" vampire is Stefan's super sexy brother, Damon

-Vampires don't hate human food, in fact they eat it (well, Damon has...)

so, notice, mention of two, yes two mouth watering vamp's in this post already.

Paul Wesley, 27

"Stefan Salvatore"

[click here for more on "the q"...]

credits:

Everwood [TV - 2003-04]: Bad Boy & Drug Dealer - Tommy Callahan
The OC [TV - 2003]: [first episode only] Co-Worker & Friend to Ryan - Donnie

look for:

Beneath the Blue [movie - 2010]: about a conflict between a team of dolphin experts & the US Navy - [first billed] Craig Morrison

---&---

Ian Somerhalder, 31

"Damon Salvatore"

[click here for more on "the q"...]

credits:

Lost [TV - 2004-10]: brother to the "Queen Bitch of the Island" Shannon - Boone Carylle
The Rules of Attraction [movie - 2002]: bi-sexual with a crush on James van der Beak's character Sean - Paul Denton
Recess [short film - 2004]: about the perfect prep school of the future - produced & played Cooley

look for:

Cradelwood [movie - 2011]: Horror/Thriller, girl meets boy, boy has money, trouble comes with money - [first billed]: Josh
How to Make Love to a Woman [movie - 2010]: "a comedy of miss-communication between the sheets" - Daniel

which vamp would YOU let suck your blood!?

guess we'll have to let them fight it out! 

"bite me..."
	Paul Wesley as Stefan Salvatore
	Ian Somerhalder as Damon Salvatore
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Too Hot Tuesday: Dominic Zamprogna

[yes, it's Wednesday, i'm late, but yesterday sucked & today i'm posting, so don't boohoo that i'm bringing you some Wednesday yum!]

the background

He first showed up in General Hospital as Dominic Pirelli, a low end Mobster working for Claudia Zacchara, Sonny's wife, but was later revealed as Undercover Officer, Dante Falconeri, daughter of Olivia Falconeri (who currently dates a past Too Hot Tuesday celebu-duck, Brandon Barash who plays Johnny Zacchara) and (even though it's not yet revealed to him) son of Sonny Corinthos (aka, half brother to Morgan, Michael and Kristina). The moment i saw him, brusied and shot in the back woods between Carly Corinthos Jacks house and Sonny Corinthos house, running into and holding hostage Morgan Conrinthos, i recognized him, but i STILL can't figure out what from.
all i know is that he's a yum monster & i'm thankful every weekday that i thought to start TiVoing the Day Time Soap to soak into before bed everynight.
 
the "HE" i'm referring to, is this week's Too Hot Tuesday:
 

Dominic Zamprogna

i've reviewed this 30-yr-old's imdb.com listing a million times, Google Imaged him, looking for some other source to ignite the curiosity light bulb above my little blonde head, but i can't seem to figure it out.

[which, anyone that has spent time with me knows, this is usually a very good talent of mine, & when i fail, i get pissssed!]

unfortunately, i've begun to settle, assuming that i'm thinking of either the Lifetime movie "Hostile Makeover" or another [sorry, not so great, but typical] Lifetime movie, "Engaged to Kill". he's not as cute in this movie. i think a lot of it comes from the scruffy hair, crooked, confident smile, and, the fact that we know, underneath the Mobster front, he's a down-right, honest cop.

Dominic's character "Dominic/Dante" has recently made an impression on my girl, Lulu Spencer on the show... & damn, Lulu is a lucky girl. The real Dominic recently got hitched to his long term girlfriend, Linda Leslie! (i'm jeal... but..) Congrats!!!

So this Too Hot Tuesday (ehem... Wednesday... ) is for you Dominic/Dominic/Dante...

because you seem sweet, caring, fun loving...

&.. well...

because you're just too hot!

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Too Hot Tuesday: [double feature] Johnny Pacar & Nico Tortorella

it's usually not my style to lump hotties together [actually, that doesn't sound too bad] but given that i just couldn't make up my mind, i'm putting these two co-stars in one THT this week.

Johnny Pacar, 28 & Nico Tortorella, 21 are both on the abc family show "Make it or Break it", which i had never seen a moment of until i stayed home sick yesterday... &... watched.... a marathon...

[guilty!]

Of the two, J. Pacar def looks younger some of the time, but he's not at all. He's actually got a bit of a James McAvoy thing going on... & we know how i feel about James McAvoy... drooool. He plays Damon Young, the rockstar, pizza shack employee & current squeeze of the main character, Emily Kmetko. Last we see Damon, he hosts a romantic evening on the roof with Emily the night before he goes off to LA (from Boulder, CO) to make it big selling some of his songs.

From what i gather (ok, so i only watched half of the marathon, the first half was missed while i wallowed in my noggin-pain) Emily's first interest was Razor, played by N. Tortorella, James Dean/Rockstar wannabe who secretly used to be a Mathlete, Damon's friend & also employed at the Pizza Shack. When he left, he apperantly asked Damon to "fill in for him" when HE went to LA earlier in the season... not knowing that would [duh] lead to a romance between Damon & Emily. He was awfully cute though when he stuttered through making the realization when arrivinig home & spotting them, lip locked, on the roof, surrounded by twinkle lights  

[awe!]

blah blah blah... i'm lame, i get so into these teen dramas!

bottom line, they make for wonderful eye candy, only it seems that when one comes back, the other leaves! Dammit fictional LA, stop taking away the boys!

Johnny Pacar, 28

credit: Make it or Break it, Ghostwhisperer. 

 

[xox]

  

Nico Tortorella, 21

  credit: Make it or Break it, The Beautiful Life: TBL

i cannot chose (not that i have to) which is the bigger hottie... what do you think?

which make it or break it boy is the bigger hottie?
	Johnny Pacar
	Nico Tortorella
	neither, i'm lame and don't like hot boys.
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Too hot tuesday: David Henrie *cougar edition*

i was just flipping thru channels bc i didn't feel like watching General Hospital yet &, being newly obsessed with the total skinni mini, Selena Gomez, i ended up watching Wizards of Waverly Place on the Slizney Channel.
i've only seen the show a few times, but it's totes funny & after a few mins, i paused to set up a season pass (tivo).
Selena is adorabible & has the kind of role i'd kill to get (the funny slacker with awesome threads &.. oh ya, magic powers?) but... her brothah... a-yum...

then, the googling started...

a shameful bit of cougar-drool dripping from the corner of my mouth, i was (honestly) shocked to see the bright eyed wizard boy is f'n RIPPED. geeeez!

 David Henrie, 20

Justin on Wizards of Waverly Place.

apperantley, he's even written an episode!

[thanks disneydreaming.com for the info]

he's been on Grey's Anatomy, That's So Raven, Cory in the House & [duh!] he's Ted's future son in How I Met Your Mother!

seriously luvrs... maybe there's something to being on this Slizney Channel... y'think i'm too old? i mean, the one good thing, i'm an old lady compared to most of them, so they can't ever try to market me as virginal.. hahah

hmm... maybe i should think about dating down. obviously not 20, but i think as long as he can go to the bar, that should be ok, right? 

ugh, i'm so mad. it took me so long to google, it's not tuesday anymore... oh well.

[yum.]

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Too Hot Tuesdays!

Bom Dia!!!

who wants to take a trip to Portugal to see this weeks Too Hot Tuesday subject, Portugese "football" player, hotness...

Cristiano Ronaldo

BAFO! Cristiano plays as winger for the Spanish Club Real Madrid and was named "player of the tournament" in 2008 when he won his first UEFA Champions League title.

Cristiano was the Manchester United's first ever Portuguese player and even donned the same number (lucky number 7!!!) as the Smashing piece of arse, David Beckham (a-yum)...

"After I joined, the manager asked me what number I'd like. I said 28. But Ferguson said 'No, you're going to have No. 7,' and the famous shirt was an extra source of motivation. I was forced to live up to such an honour."
-Cristiano, theSun.co.uk

The 24 year old drool fest is not only a total bofiscândalo ("scandalously handsome male") but he's also l-l-loaded. (not that that's important...). He was signed to the Manchester United at the age of 18 for 12.24 million pounds & then his trade to Real Madrid, worth 80 million pounds makes him the most expensive player in football history and his contract is expected to make him the highest paid player in the WORLD... hot damn...

Bunda & brains... Cristiano wrote an auto-biography about his (22 year long) life in 2007 called "Moments".

buzz kill..... Last month, boy wonder was linked (by the tongue) to Queen Bee, Paris Hilton, but apperently he's "over her" already.. awe...



He's known for his skills sure, but also for his hair, his short shorts, incredible tan and bad boy ways...
...well, i'm intrigued, i'd like to know more. Anyone want to buy the last 10 tickets to the Peace Cup in Madrid for the 26th? Only 44-93 euros each!!! (& then.. there's airfare... damnit...)

mmm... new international yummies are always a plus!

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Too Hot Tuesdays!

Welcome to the 2nd Too Hot Tuesdays!

By now you know that i like to tivo shows that i can consistantly watch. I used to watch Beverly HIlls 90210 a few years back because it was on eveyday on soap net & it was a constant in my life (i like constants like that, it's comforting). I then moved through 7th heaven, Melrose Place, Everwood, One Tree Hill, etc., etc. I've recently gotten sucked back into the never disappointing day time soap General Hospital. My fav character? obvi it's Maxie Jones (played by my Day Time Idol Kristen Storms). Her romance with Spinelli is sweet & endearing... but he's nooo Johnny Zacchara!

Brandon Barash

Brandon has played yummy Johnny, the Mafia heir bad boy on General Hospital, since 2007 & only about 9 months in was named one of the top 25 sexiest men in Soaps! oOoOo...
After appearing in 3 episodes of Gilmore girls as Jamie, and in 4 episodes of 24, Brandon landed the role in GH.


like a lot of my fav hotties, he's not just a one hit wonder, oh no... Brandon siiings (swoon) & plays the piano. Unfortunately, i can't find a very good video (quality is bad in all of them).


the gorgeous hunkie will be 30 in October and luvs Baseball & apperently, SKY DIVING! (what a tough guy!)

Sorry Brandon for making your post a short one. i can't wait to go up to bed & watch my tivo'd General Hospital!

mmm... ps- any readers that also watch, make sure you don't post anything about the episodes of the day, i watch on delay (tivo)!!!
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Too Hot Tuesdays!

This is a NEW weekly trend. I think that most of us should agree that looking at yum-tastic boys should be an everyday event, not just once a week... but i think that there is some sort of addicts group out there somewhere that may agree i should stand up, in front of the room & say

"Hi, My name is Spanky, & i'm boy crazy."

So, we'll make it a weekly occurance (for the most part).
First week...

Bryan Greenberg

This yummy Omaha, NE native seriously lights my fire. I was lucky enough to see him play on June 18th at the Highline Ballroom in the Meat Packing District in NY. Oooo, it was amaaazing. Every song from "Someday" with it's beautifully acoustic lyrics...

"I drive all night just to see your face The way you touch the way you taste Even if only for a day I'll come back to you someday"

to the cheeky cute lyrics of "i sorta have a girlfriend" which raised quite the fuss when he started singing it at the concert.

Oh Bryan Greenberg, how perfectly quaffed your hair is. How precious you are with your puppy eyes. How sexy you are with your... body...

I first discovered B. Greenberg as Jake Jagielski on "One Tree Hill" a few years ago when i picked up the show. I then saw him in a few episodes of "Boston Public" when that became my syndication obsession. Eventually, my addiction became more sever when i started watching "October Road" (yes, in syndication) and when i heard the boy sing... i was toast! I went to see Bride Wars 60% too see him play the small role of Nate, Kate Hudson's brother and dragged a good (guy) friend of mine to see the WEIRDO (& awwwesome) flick "Nobel Son" where Greenberg played Alan Rickman's son, Barkley Michaelson. (see it. it's awesome.) When i had the chance to see him in concert... i HAD to go. While i was there, he mentioned his new show, "How to Make it in America" to start in the Fall of 2009. I BELIEVE that the show will be on HBO and also stars rapper Kid Cudi and, previous post chica, Shannon Sossamon! I'm sooo stoked!!!

buy his CD ("waiting for now"), watch his shows, rent his movies, drool over his photos.

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