yum.

duh. i forgot to post this cutsie pic of my holiday breakies!

i got the flower pancake/egg mold for moms.

luvs it*

cozy conundrum.

a luvly friend of a friend gave me a very generous gift of $50 toward Victoria Secret.

[wow! thanks!!!]

there were a few things that i didn't get from my wish list* that i really wanted needed from the power house that is [affectionatly] vickie's...

what i really wanted, was the soft & sexy wrap.

ok, simple, it's on sale for $39. perf... but...
what colour?!?!?!?!

HELP!!!

here are the ones i like...

lemme know which one [two?] you think i should get!

thanks babers!

ps: so stoked right now, TiVo really does luvs me... it picked out some shows for me to watch, without me having to tell it to! what am i watching right now you ask?!

"a Very Tanner Christmas"

Full House? YES!!! NOW it's Christmas!

& i literally just heard my ex fame duck on another commercial - Sear's Door Buster Sale ad, that sexy voice? ya, i tapped that... hahahahah

luvs it*

merry merry merry*

teehee. to those of you that i texted this morning, i apologize for the repetition.

it's been a luvly holiday so far. i was up until 5:30am wrapping gifts, watching (the traditional) A Christmas Story Marathon on TBS & having xmas insomnia.

you'll shoot your eye out!

I remember, when i was little, we had a one of those (children of the 90's) cassette tapes with a read along book. It was of Rudolph and it was "tradition" to listen to the (15 mins long tape) over & over & over again until we (my sister & i) fell asleep. My sister is the type of person that can conk out in 5 seconds... i can be up all night trying to get some winks.

one year, i thought i saw the red glow of a nose in the sky. i was clearly either overly imaginative, or fucked in the head at a young age... hmm...

finally, sleep, for a few hours... visions of sugar plums, ribbons and misfit toys... just to be woken up by a sleepy mom so i can finish a few last wrappings for em butthead sis piece & pops.

gifts under the tree, packed, wrapped & ready to be torn into, i make sure to change into "cute pjs" & make up (pops, the photog, would be sure to catch me in full on morning monster mode).

we ripped open paper of green, red, white and blue & enjoyed watching each others reactions to the gifts we'd picked out. then.. they were all done.

my favourite thing i gave...

Alfred Hitchcock "The Birds" Tippi Hedren Barbie

[for ma.]

 

a few goodies to mention:

- express fedora alla ashley simpson-wentz (finally, i'll be fedorable too!)

- 2 pair ultra snuggley pj pants

- super soft pink sweater from vickies

- 2 ducks! (thanks daddy-o!)

- Twilight Scene It! (so AmeCakes, JenBunny, Em Butthead Sis Piece, Cheryl & myself can have an Edward Luv-a-thon Battle Royale)

- a Fleur's snitch necklace from trophies* etsy shop! (yesss!)

- glovies, thigh high socks, boots

&... (drum roll...)

a WEBBIE! (whooooooooop!)

nice.

we also went to see Sherlock Holmes (since the extended fam isn't coming until tomorrow...)

it was aweeeesommmmeeeeeee.

now, we're going to play the Twilight game. after i go smoke to try to get less full from the festive Chinese food we ate.

more later & video updates soon!

[xox]

 

have a very *spanky* christmas everyone!

luvs it*

"a night for celebrations" -breaking dawn

i did it. it's done. i finished.

i'm sad, but happy that i don't have to avoid anything twilight in fear that i'll have the end blown.

o man, stephanie meyer is sorta... evil. she wrote a character that is impossibly wonderful, incapable of being beaten.

wow. talk about a complex.

thank god this wasn't the ending...

i also caught up on last weeks SNL with Taylor Lautner. most of it wasn't that great, but there was one sketch that i luvd so much i had to play it for AmeCakes at work, Mom & Sis piece at home & now for you!

pah! how funny is that? "if those abs are real, then the dude that plays Jacob deserves an OSCAR!"

 

~*~

 
it's a saturday night & i'm sick... gross. 
i spent my saturday night watching a Muppet Christmas Carol with my sis, Em Butthead. We used to watch it all the time when we were younger, and, i'm sure you won't be shocked to know that i am all about watching movies/tv shows that i luvd when i was bitty.

the cat playing Scrooge as a young doode is a weird combo hybrid face. (one of those people that looks like two or more other people if they were smooshed together)

Raymond Coulthard: is a combo of Robert Pattinson & Jude Law... y'think? Em Butthead thought a dash of Ed Westwick, but i'm sticking to my two. aadding a 3rd can get dicey.

ya, i think so...

also, i finished twilight around 7:00pm... by 9 i'd eaten dinner & already read half of Go Ask Alice. ha

time for cold meds, tissues, tea, and down pillows.

::sniff, sniff::

luvs it*

p.s. spoiler alert in comments!

a very gaga christmas

fantastic find by AmeCakes:

i mean... it's like a f'n christmas miracle.

added to

*the bad-ass xmas playlist*

luvs it*

pah! happy ho-ho-holidays

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

luvs,               

          Spanky*

misses you already.

don't worry luvies,

i'm reading twilight as fast as i can!

(it's so good tho, i hate rushing it!)

i have a few goodies for you tho...

christmas cheer

teehee, luvs*

last minute shopping

who doesn't like a lil "express" shopping?

Winter Sale! Get 40% off Sweaters, Shirts & Pants! Shop in-store or online December 17-21 and get $15 off every $60 you spend. Online Promo Code: 4570

holidays on the Sunset Strip

one of the best shows ever, dammit dumb america for not getting smart humour...

firefly luvs*

who doesn't want some magic, glowy buggies for xmas?

visit *Catching Fireflies* for some wonderful, funky & inde gifties!

childlike, but not childish

the best qualities of both men, and online shops...

i bought so many gifts on this awesome site this year. use coupon code GIFT for 5% off

not without coups, baby

dane knows... do u?

 

go to retailmenot.com before you check out an any onilne store. millions of coupons for everywhere!

last but not least...

Mickey's Christmas Carol 

& other Mickey Christmas Cartoons.

 this... was.. my... FAVOURITE.. thing... ever... 

(i need the dot dot dots for emphasis. i've been looking for this forever. fooooorever)

Mickey's Christmas Carol
by kimbaltak

& remember...

luvs it*

massive... MASSIVE... giveaway!

Your best friend Spanky has something fuck'n FABULOUS in store for one of my lucky luvies!
a maaaaaaaaaaaassive holiday/new year *give away* including a bunch of things that i absolutely luvs*

(sorry boys, i don't think that you'll find too much here you'll be interested in... it's a bit girly...)

all of these items have something relevent the blog, or are special little extras that i felt like giving.
i hope that everyone has a blast fighting to the death politely competing for this UH-mazing giveaway (if i do say so myself)

SpankyLuvsIt giveaway by SpankyLuvsIt on Polyvore.com

these are just a few tidbits of all the fun items for this giveaway.

explanation of goodies:

Weetzie Bat by Francesca Lia Block: Read this book & you'll understand how i became me. I swear to you luvies, this book is responsible for 98% of my vocabulary (ok, maybe not 98, i guess i have to give the public school system SOME credit), but it is literally the book that opened my eyes to how words can really depict a beautiful, spontaneous, wonderful fantasy world. I've read it too many time to count (i've never been great at math though, so...)

Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk: This book was my introduction to the written word of Chuck Palahniuk. of course, i knew OF him because i was already way obsessed with the movie of Fight Club before i read this one. I ended up trading books with a Summer Duck & this was the book i gave him. Weetzie showed me literary luv & Monsters showed me belletristic beauty in fucked up tradgedy. It's a blow-your-mind kinda book that you cannot put down until your brains are all over the pages & you have nothing but a goofy, dumbfounded, shocked grin on your face. Oh Chuck, I can't wait to hear what my luvies think of this one...

Factory Girl starring Sienna Miller and Guy Pearce: Edie Sedgwick is, without a doubt, one of my absolute favourite icons EVER and Andy Warhol is just such an artistic genius with a sick mind of almost sociopathic quantities... but i'd hang out with him in a heart beat. fo' sho. This movie is gorg, sad and sure to make you fall in luv with poor little rich girl, edie.

"luvs it*" tee by one-word-tees.com: Oh yes, that's right! One-Word-Tees.com is making a two word tee bc they luv me & all of you SO much. O-W-T will be making "luvs it*" tees so you can all spread the luv all over the damn place! (more info on that available once we get the kinky's worked out)
-giveaway winner will receive a voucher for a free "luvs it*" tee. voucher will be a one time use, coupon code to be entered at one-word-tees.com to receive a SpankyLuvsIt.com special tee. (this way you can pick your size & colour options!)

-the others are either suprises, or self explained. We got some Essie nail polish in there (Material Girl and either Midnight Cami or Sexy Divide), some treats, a duck (bc every girl needs a duck like quack*), the soundtrack to the Beatles Cirque du Soleil "LOVE" show (that i saw in Vegas & gushed over) & maybe a few more mysterious extras!

what!? i have to have SOME secrets!

trust me, you want this shiz... i promise.

now the hard part... this is the mother of all give aways that i've even THOUGHT of doing, so you're going to have to worrrrrk for it. 

what you gotta do:

(*'s = required, **'s = required IF you are able, ~'s = optional for extra credit!)

1. Follow this blog (duh) *
   
2. Comment on this post (duh squared!) *
   
3. Tweet this post with a link & my twitter name - @SpankyLuvsIt **
4. Follow me on Twitter so i can see your post :o) **
   
5. Write a bitty post on your blog with a link to this post ~
6. Shout out on your blog/tumblr/facebook (whatever) with a link to this post *
7. Become a fan of SpankyLuvsIt on Facebook & post me a little "hey!" or something to let me know you're a reader! **
8. Wish at 11:11 that you'll win this give away *
9. Climb on your roof (CAREFULLY) & scream, as loud as you can that you "LUVS EVERYONE" ~

That outta do it.

this is a holiday/new years give away with wonderful things to start the new year, so i'll be pulling a winner right before the new year. winner will receive prize in early January, 2010!

ps: if you have a shop, or anything that you'd like to offer for future give aways, Puh-Lease let me know. i'm hoping to start semi-regular give aways & i'm aiming to really spread some luv for smaller etsy shops, inde sellers, etc. Anyone who donates will obviously get a spot on the wall that links to their www!

Ok, get to work! i hope to see a lot of activity for this one. (otherwise, i'll totes cry).

luvs it*

reindeer games.

thanks AmeCakes for letting me know that this was out there in the world.

jack's voice is literally the whipped cream on top of the cocoa that is my life... mmmm this song is cholocate shavings, making it even more amazing.

luvs it*

merry christmas JenBunny.

this is what i'm get'n JenBunny for christmas.

::teehee::

luvs it*